These are the Pro's and Con's of Hitch Hiking

05:57 pm - A Tale of Two Mice

There's this show out there. Yes there are many shows, but there's this one particular show. It's on YTV in the mornings, sometimes if I'm lucky, after school. Half puppet-clay people running around to techno music wearing helmets and rollerblading pads. I nominate that strung-out show for number one non-drug induced trip.

Whoaah! It's actually on right now! SLAP MY ASS AND CALL ME JOE! I'm off to get high with the rest of the toddlers.

Current Mood: high

08:16 pm - Pumpkins are the only living organisms with triangle eyes

David Bowie and Marilyn Manson both have two different coloured eyes, coincidently so do huskies. What the goevernment doesn't want you to know is that David Bowie and Marilyn Manson are Huskies.

SUCK ON THAT!

Current Mood: contemplative

09:22 pm

What time is it? 9:22 PM

What's your full name? Sharon Tien Langlotz

What are you most afraid of? insects with any appendages...insects in general

What is the most recent movie that you have seen in a movie theater? Memoirs of A Geisha.

Place of birth? Burlington

Favorite new food? peanut butter hotdogs (sub bananas for wieners)

What's your natural hair color? ba-londie

Ever been to Alaska? uh uh

Ever been toilet papering rolling? nope

Love someone so much it made you cry? er no...I've cried FOR someone I love (ie. when they died)...but not BECAUSE I love them SO much

Been in a car accident? nope...snowmobiling though?

Croutons or bacon bits? croutons...please and thank you

Favorite day of the week? Friday night and Saturdays

Favorite Restaurant? HoSu and SAAKKAAIIIII!

Favorite Flower? daisies

Favorite sports to watch? l'hockey

Favorite Drink? Grape pop...BUT DIET IS ONLY AVAILABLE IN RAINBOW PACKS!

Favourite ice cream? cookie dough ice cream

Disney or Warner Brothers? wellll, both. Good wholesome childhood memories with regards to Disney, while we have those narsicistic ideas which are provided via the violence of The Bugs Bunny and Tweety Show. Thank you ACME Anvils.

Favorite fast food restaurant? Subway

What color is your bedroom carpet? gray with random blotches of crrap

What do you do most often when you are bored? lay and listen to music

Bedtime? Sun-Thursday: 11:30pm-ISH; Friday & Saturday: varies depending on what I'm doing...

Favourite TV shows? The OC, CSI, Scrubs

Ford or Chevy? chevvvy

What are your favorite colors? navy and green

How many tattoos do you have? 0

How many pets do you have? one overweight pig-like canine...Tami.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? wellll, the egg really, BUT, really we'll never know HOW exactly anything came about

What would you like to accomplish before you die? a life

Current Mood: relaxed

01:22 pm

OKKK I have had it up to here ( ) with meloncholy self bashing blogs. I think I will throw up on you. Look, you know I'm p'd off when I take time out to leave an angry message here. When was the last time I actually wrote here...a year and a half ago. Wellll....maybe from now on I'll waste cyberspace whining about how I just can't understand why life treats me this way and how I want to cuss and piss about others and the little personality "blemishes" so to speak. To you I say fuck you, cause looky at what I've just done! I did the exact same thing, so now I've become a hypcrit. God is contemplating a mad smoting, and I'm target number one. As of today, I will be leaving melodramatic entries to piss the shit out of all you angry motherss...including God. So take that and cry yourselves to sleep, because YES I AM REFERING TO YOU.
Kissesss all round...bah -_-!

Current Mood: cynical

10:25 pm - Quizzies by Dee

[ The Tired Introductions… ]

These answers belong to: Sharon Tien Langlotz
Who is around the age of: 2% 16...17 very VERY soon
Which makes them a/an: dragon/capricorn
Who can be found at/in: da club

[ The Past… ]

Your first best friend was named: jennifer, who would run and tackle me with hugs at pre-school...we were in love (not really, but close to it...i wonder where she is)
You’ve moved this many times: ZEEROO
You first word was: shui...which meant more (one, two, shui)if you consider that to be a word. If you don't, than it was dada
Your first swear word was: butthead (that was the ultimate insult when you're five)
Your first job was: GT, oh yes
Favorite TV shows as a kid: Sharon, Lois and Bram, Polka Dot Door, Sailor Moon, Smoggies, Carebears, Inspector Gadget & Thomas the Tank Engine with Ringo Starr as Mr. Conductor
Favorite books as a kid: Dress Little Bunny, A is for Annabelle, ALL OF THE Robert Munsch books (I wanted to be his prodigy)
Favorite movies as a kid: Little Mermaid, Sleeping Beauty, Aladdin, these Fantasy Theatre movies we'd get from the library (you can still get them) which had fairy tale episodes starring crappy b-actors such as Liza Minelli and Shelly Duvall.
Favorite foods as a kid: Mac & cheese (still), teddy grams, apple juice and mushroom soup with this milky film that my gramma would make just right
Favorite toys as a kid: my kitchen set, cashier set, kanga, barbies and the tickle-trunk filled with a load of dress up clothes
Favorite videogames as a kid: mario, DK, pacman and other Atari games of my dads

[ The Present… ]

Your current best friend is named: you
Your significant other is named: Jesse "James" 
Current Job: GT sales associate!
Current Obsessions: the people eyebrow for somereason, burning library DVD's, movies to DVD's and CD's. They have a pretty good selection of david bowie, neil young etc, AND a wide array of movies waiting for you to steal!!
Current Annoyances: not having time to do nothing
Favorite TV shows: CSI, The OC, Sex & the City, Trailer Park Boys (BUBBLES CAME INTO WORK! NOT JOKING!!!)
Favorite books: Angelas Ashes, Dracula, How I Spent My Summer Vacation (which starts out as a flashback as this one boys childhood summer on the praries, and turns in to this sexually erotic tale of like puberty, sex, drugs and murder...hes from the praries in 1920...??)
Favorite movies: Clockwork, Magnolia, Being John Malkovich, 2001, too many, I'm a movie freak
Favorite foods: tofu, sushi, an array of soups, mint chocolate
Toys? It could happen: awh...Jesse!
Favorite videogames: CTR, Tetris (I'm addicted, once I start, I can't stop)

[ The Future… ]

Where you see yourself next year: licenced, leaving to go somewhere?
In two years: in love and reached the somewhere
In five years: partying somwhere
In twenty years: impregnanted/mothering, married and god-forbid financially stable and happy
In fifty years: grand-mothered, wrinkled and fat, in love and married
Future son’s name: Jamie
Future daughter’s name: Navaeh
How the world will probably end: With Woody Woodpecker popping up and pecking out "That's All Folks" on a tree, and then he'll do that infamous giggle and the end credits will appear. (Directed by: God, Starring: You)
What happens after you die: End credits, and Kiss by the Rose will start to play

[ Your Views On… ]

Organized religion: they can be restrictive no matter which religion you're talking about, I think it's a good thing for those who need somthing to hold on to.
Child sponsorship: Good idea! But you've got to be careful as to which organization you're sponsering through
Subliminal messages in music: ineffective so far...i feel like joining the navy though
Abortion: in agreeance. I personally don't think I'd do it unless I was put in a specific situation
Adoption: good idea
Gay Marriage: good idea...why should people care who other people like to fuck
Euthanasia: in agreeance. there are so many diseases which cause prolonged deaths and much agony, and to be able to allow death as a way out, would be beneficial to the patient in some cases.
Underage drinking: for. I'd be a hypcrit if I wasn't
Artistic Censorship: against. What is art without the rebellion
The one-child policy: disgusting
Atheism: for. Where is it my place to sound off on a matter when I dont consider myself with or without a God.  
Pornography (couldn’t resist): for. hey, sex is sex, some people like to watch it, some like doing it. The real thing is much better and less peverted though.
Racial profiling: also disgusting.
Hunting for sport: again with disgusting. I was watching a program on CBC this morning on how the curriculum of I think it was Northwest Territories includes a field trip on a Buffalo or Moose Hunt. Now how is THAT educational? Fuck you.
“Happy Holidays” vs. “Merry Christmas”: I celebrate christmas, so I say Merry Christmas, for those of you who get all pissy and believe it as a slander to other cultures can kiss it. MERRY CHRISTMAS and bahh-humbug!

[ Your friends… ]

Most likely to owe you $10 in the not so distant future: its the other way around, I owe everyone 10$ now
Most likely to end up stranded at an airport somewhere: viv...i duno, you're going to London aren't you?
Most likely to end up in jail and call you to bail them out: Jesse (considering there have been a few very close calls)
Most spoiled: nicole & dee...you an your one-childness and nicole
Most selfless: dee...sponserchilderer
Could very well be secretly gay: by brother
Has the best house: Dee 
Has the best clothes: Jesse
Has the best taste in music: Jesse
Is the most gullible: Tim
Full of the useless information: all of you
Knows secrets about you no one else does: all of you
Has seen you cry: everyone, and if not, then you will, I get veyr misty eyed at times
Has cried with you: viv
Has seen you drunk: viv, dee, nicole, jesse, everyone
Has been drunk with you: the following and so many more
Acts most like their zodiac sign: i don't know, I'm not really into that stuff
Acts least like their zodiac sign: AGAIN...
If you had to, you’d switch wardrobes with: dee or vivian
If you had to, you’d switch families with: viv, they're all so close 
If you had to, you’d switch houses with: no one, i like my house XD

[ The Beginning of the End… ]

How you take your coffee: cream, no sugar..but I dont drink it that often, it ALWAYS makes me sick and it leaves this skunky after taste
How you take your tea: milk
How you take your liquor: hard, and straight (or is that my sex?)
The most wonderful time of the year: summer
I’d rather be: sun-bathing on the dock
My other car is a: Corvette Stingray babee!
Honk if you’re: addicted to morphine
Your personal icons or heros: The Rock (ya know, the peoples eye-brow?...re: current obsession)
Girls are made of: black bile
Boys are made of: girls, its true (re: nipple formation)
Three words describing the person you took this from: nice, pretty and charismatic (oooo!! so original)
Your dream pet: a man servant
Your dream vacation: an all inclusive tropical paradise vacation oh yess
Your dream job: see above
Do you even know what Harajuku is?: a martial art
How about Harakiiri?: defence against martial arts?

Current Mood: relieved

11:45 pm - It has been a while hasn't it Gromit

Where have I gone!? What have I seen!? Oh, it's been quite the adventure (AS ALWAYS!). I'd love to chat about what has and HASN'T come about, but I won't, but I will. Bah.
Christmas has left me broke. Broke in the sense that I have less than 50$ in my account, and I was saving for a vi-jeo cam-rah. I just might be able to buy a couple of those disposable kodak cameras. Oooo and just like that! I've come up with the ever so clever idea of a disposable video camera! Who wouldn't want one! It'll be the next fad, like trucker hats and fondue parties.
I'm so glad I don't write in this all the time.
As I was saying about christmas, it has left me broke, as I'm sure, has left many other people. I love christmas. I've managed to watch almost all of the classic xmas specials. Specials SOO special, that if missed, your entire xmas experience will be dull and meaningless. Specials such as Rudolf (50's marionette edition), Frosty the Snowman (where the children play in the snow dressed in skirts and shorts), Charlie Browns Christmas, Garfield's Xmas. But! I haven't seen the Muppets Christmas, my all time fave. I'm not sure if anyone else has seen it, the one where they all get stuck at Fonzi's moms house and Miss Piggy gets stuck in the blizzard and Robin meets the fragle rock thingys in the basement.
That's quite enough of that. I'm on a roll though, and I must'nt stop.
New Years will be fun, but at the moment it's still indecisive and requires a plan lol.
I'll never find time to write the History essay, as I'll leave it until the last possible second to do it, but my philosophy is that the best results are achieved when pressed for time. My biology lab will most likely induce severe wooziness and vomiting, even if it is on the internet.
Well, I'm out.

Current Mood: jubilant

09:44 am - Amusing Project Info

I was surfin' the web for Hestia, a God I must research for World History, when I came across a rather informative website...now I'm not sure WHO wrote this, but I'm debating whether or not to slip this into my presentation somehow. I thought it was funny, considering the fact that the entire website was very professional, AND THEN THIS!

'Hestia had no problem keeping her promise to stay a virgin, except for one time. See, all the Gods had just been to a killer party and everyone was passed out all over the room. Hestia was asleep too (but not from overindulgence). Well, Priapus (this short ugly dude with HUGE genitalia) was very drunk and not asleep and had gone over to Hestia planning on making love to her. But as he was lowering himself onto her, an ass (the symbol of lust) brayed and Hestia woke up to see Priapus and his genitalia lowering down. She screamed. And I mean SCREAMED! And Priapus got scared and skittered away so Hestia's virginity was retained.'

07:15 pm

It's been a while! So much has changed after these dark ages.
So what happens you ask! Well...
Friday after school, we played the game of going to Jesses. I HAD tickets to a concert in Hamilton, but apparently the odds of getting stabbed in the dark are high, and my ticket was taken. Jesse is angry, even thogh he said he wasn't, but I still feel guilty.
Saturday I dragged him to Mississauga where we actually had a good time. We went to the Playdium there, which was stuffy, but fun considering the fact that I felt like a tyke gambler, amidst pre-teens pieing for tickets so Jesse & I could win a lava lamp (which was a failer). We got off with a pin table, slinky, monkey pen & a compass for his mum. We also went go-karting, which I haven't done in forever. I lost, but I was getting dust in my eyes. Next time I'm bringing cycling goggles.
I had to work all Sunday, and then study. AND THAT'S THAT.

Current Mood: relaxed

10:53 am - The 20$ Food Budget

Dee came up with this scenario: You have just $20 to spend on food for the next week, what do you buy?

**If this were in fact my scenario, which is inevitable, I'd follow Canada's food Guide!! Meats/Preservatives, Veggies & Fruits, Breads etc, and Dairy.

Breads etc...I'd purchase about 10 Mr. Noodles, which would come to at least 25cents, because those things sell at like 1cent a pop. These will be my carbohydrates (energy givers?). And 1 box of Crispix for breakkies. We're at roughly around
-4$, so 16$ left.

Fruits & Veggies...I'd buy a couple of lettuce heads, and fairly large clump of grapes. See, Grapes last a long time, take a while to eat AND can be eaten at every meal. Lettuce can be eaten with dinner and lunch, and can be considered a meal. So, about another -4$, which leaves me with 12$.

Meats/ Preservatives...Go for the gold, and buy a turkey. Turkey lasts forvever. After that turkey dinner, you can have Turkey soup, turkey sandwhiches, turkey salad, turkey wraps, turkey smoothies. It'll last you weeks, which may give you a little extra pocket cash durring next weeks grocery excursion.
Turkeys, medium if bought at Food Basics may cost you 10-12$ if you hurry and buy them now while Grocery stores are trying to id themselves of left-over Thanksgiving stock. So this leaves you with lets say 1$.

Dairy...This is where you steal the cow, as you only have 1 dollar left. You could steal the bag of milk. Who needs milk anyways. Get some cheese.

So lets take a look at what we've got to work with:
-10 Mr. Noodles
- Crispix
- Lettuce
- Grapes
- Turkey
- Cheese
- Possibly a cow

Breakfast: Crispix will have to be eaten dry, or with water. This is unless you feel confident enough to milk the cow. Cheese is good at breakfast also and your grapes.

Lunch: Turkey sandwich and Mr. Noodles with cheese and grapes. Maybe a turkey salad with cheese and crispix for croutons.

Dinner: Turkey, turkey soup, turkey salad. You can mush up some grapes for your cranberry substitute sauce. Of course you have your Mr. Noodles and cheese.

There you have it. You're nationally stable and you've stayed within your tiny budget.

Ta Dah!

11:00 am - If 6 was 9

Well it's about time I updated here. I honestly forgot all about lj for a while there.
So it's 11 o'clock on a Saturday morning, and I'm looking up hemp-seed and tofu recipes. I've decided to get healthy, which means eating healthy, which MEANS tofu and hemp. I love it! I seem to be in this awkward cooking stage, unfortunatley I seem to be the only one who enjoys hemp crips and tofu mousse.

What has gone down this week has been nothing far from the usual.

Thanksgiving- Turkey, pumpkin pie and grandparents...all 3 of my favourite things. Well the first 2. Not that I don't love my grandparents, because I do. I just found that the entire weekend was spent trying to please them, and what with some our behavioural problems and such, I'm sure they believe our entire family should be living in the local psych ward.

Tuesday - back at school, I had to work that night. Went to Fortinos after with my mom.

Wednesday- went to Jesse's after school, and we looked up a bunch of tofu recipes (re: awkward stage).

Thursday- People who have no respect for themselves will not recieve respect from others.

Friday-- I worked 4-8. I had two very confused women come in at different times. One asked where our paint was, so I was going to show her and then she stops me and asks if we have any shades that would match this tile (pulls massive marble tile out of her purse). And we only sell finger-paints. She had come into the wrong store, the Paint store was next store. 1 hour later, an out of breath asian women begins rambling on about how much she needs navy blue blinds for her living room. She had also come into the wrong store. The blind store is also beside us. PSHHHHSJHDAKA!
And then there was this seemingly normal couple who walk in holding hands, so I'm ringing them through and the women goes "Oh honey, could you grab me those markers there I need them for my project"...then he responds like any mature middle aged man would "No! I don't see any markers!"..."They're right behi-"..."Well maybe I don't want to get them for you, think about that"..."C'mon just get them"....(he sticks his tongue out and puts his hands on his hips). So she walks over, pushes him aside and gets them herself. I didn't know what was going on, and smiled in disgust. THEN, they walk out holding hands. END OF STORY.

SOME people creep me out. But I'm sure I creep
SOME people out too.

After work I got dropped off at Jesse's, only to see him passed out on his couch, so I let myself in, and just stand there staring at him sleep. He's actually a comical sleeper. He twitches. Then he woke up and like jump a mile. I was priceless.
We ate chocolate I brought from Walkers and lay together all night watching some movie called Breast Men with David Scwimmer about a corrupt plastic surgeon who loses everything after an expose on the danger of silicon. We didn't really pay attention to it though.

Today- I want to DO somthing. I want to GO somewhere. and I want to SEE someone. I'm going create my own fun today.

Current Mood: chipper